And now, for something completely different

Well, I’ve finally done it… now, every single person on the face of the earth hates me. For years I’ve existed as the hallmark of the precipice between warring factions of the scientific and religious communities. For years, I’ve held onto the hope that my self-loathing would suffice as sacrifice to the gods, blunting the edges of their riff and allowing both sides in the argument the opportunity to advance their cases.

However, all hope was lost this week as I earned the hatred of scientists worldwide when a team of creationists used me to once and for all time definitively disprove the theory of evolution. My only hope is that I can find that wolf troop that raised me. I should fit right in with this silly t-shirt with no sleeves... WOOOOOOO—OOOOO—YIP—YIP—YIP—WOOOOOOO !!!