Know what? I take back my ban on using soy sauce in employing just the right combination of teriyaki, a little soy, Worcestershire sauce and a liberal splash of Liquid Smoke to make the best damned bargain basement sun tan lotion known to man!

What was I thinking about? I'm an American, damn it! We do things like this... why should I let someone tell me how to use my soy sauce? Let's say I wanted to experiment with soy as a key ingredient in eye drops, for example... no one should try to initimidate me into not shaking it up along with the warm, flat beer and funneling it into a dropper bottle!

Admittedly, I may have to adjust the ratio of soy to beer, but that'll have to wait until I get the bandages off my eye... 

Go ahead, America, soy 'til you drop! 

Wait, that didn't come out right...