So there I was, stinkin' drunk and about to pass out when I--  Oh, wait... that'll never do...

I guess there's really no good way to properly introduce myself but to tell you that the rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated and promulgated by those who might wish me so. That being said, I make no apologies for my continued wasteful consumption of planetary oxygen or ill-advised commentary regarding our sorry political situation.

I tend to run off at the mouth from time to time, and the subjects are generally as myriad as they are ridiculous. So, if that's something that you might consider palatable, then come on back. I try to put up new stories/poems a couple of times a week, at least. I offer neither promises of satisfaction nor money-back guarantees, but I will promise that the subject matter will never be worth less than you paid for it. 

And for God's sake, if you do take the time to read my drivel, please leave me a short comment... it helps keep my blood pressure down.