Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?
The young guy says, "Well, she's a redhead with blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing a blue midriff tank-top and white shorts. What does your wife look like?"
The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
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THE TERRORIST ARE COMING, THE TERRORIST ARE COMING, THE TERRORIST ARE COMING. Enough allready im sure you heard about the Christmas underwere bomber how we are lucky that the bomb didnt go off because blowing up a few planes in flight will topple are country . I mean really, now waint i know thats what the government has been preaching since 9-11 now come on people we have a better chance of being killed by falling outer space junk than we do of a TERRORIST ATTACK Were is the public outcry for that . We have targets all across this country that are not protected public water works, trains, shopping malls, electric grid, schools, food chain, i mean really all you have to do is put on a pretty red dress and walk right in the white house and get face to face with the leader of the free world . The bankers on wall streat are a bigger threat than the so called MUSLIM TERRORIST. Think about this every TERRORIST has a cell phone all they would have to do is call in a bomb threat to every public works business at the same time and could really shut the country down for a few days and that would cause mass confusion and cost billions but yet they dont they would rather try to blow up a plain . humm. Governments throughout history have launched fear tatics only to gain controll of their populations, Sadley this is were we are heading and i do not think the people of the United States have the stomach to do what is nessasary to stop it. Once you loose your rights and freedom you will never get them back.
P.S Global Warming .Global Warming .Global Warming .