October 19, 2008
I'm Changing My Vote!
My mom sent me this on myspace and I just had to share. These are the best reasons ever to vote Democrat.


I'm voting Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I
know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and
thieves.


I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whoever or
whatever I want. I could marry my Dog or Horse.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a
gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas
at 15% isn't and $4.00 gallon of gas is no big deal.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of
spending the money I earn than I would.


I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is
offended by it or you're a member of the Main St. Media.


I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad
guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people
and they will no longer want to kill us.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it
will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in
ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.


I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of
millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive to the
tune of $150,000 per year.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to
make profits for themselves.
They need to break even and give the rest away
to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit to those who won't
work.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the
Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get
their agendas past the voters.




I'm voting Democrat because I feel giving up to 50% of my Income to taxes is
not being patriotic enough.




I'm voting Democrat because I no longer need to be clinging to my Bible if
The Messiah should win!



I'm voting Democrat because I love paying for Illegal alien's babies,
education, health care, crime and incarceration.




I'm voting Democrat because I believe guns, and not the people misusing
them, are the cause of crimes and killings.


I'm voting Democrat because when someone with a weapon threatens my family
or me, I know the government can respond faster through a call to 911 than I
can with a gun in my hand.





'A Liberal is a person who will give away everything they don't own'
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